I am Thompson Boy

When you walk into the male human species toilet, call it washroom, whatever name you want, you will probably see many things. It's still the place for number one and number two. I wouldn't call it gents though because judging by their Neanderthal antics, even your street tramp has better toilet manners. One of the funniest things would be the uncomfortable look on the faces of the patrons when they occupy an urinal. It's as though the task is so uncomfortable, unpleasent that it should be completed the soonest. And what's with the rush and the need to hide? Granted that not everyone is an exhibitionist but seriously what do they have that the others have not seen it yet? Perhaps it boils down all to the matter of size. What really counts is the calculation itself. The measurement. Big thing. Big and loud. Huge. Of course this stupid mentality is not confined only in the toilet but right out in the public, something which I would call a big dick behaviour. Having been l...

Closure of roads heading to Dataran Merdeka for FT Day parade rehearsal Description: The Kuala Lumpur City Hall wishes to inform the public that, in conjunction with the FT Day, there will be a parade at Dataran Merdeka. Due to parade rehearsals, the following roads will be closed on Jan 28 (Sunday), Jan 30 (Tuesday) and Feb 1 (Thursday) from 5.30am till 12.30pm: - Jalan Travers to Jalan Mahameru; - Jalan Kuching (slip road) to the Datuk Onn roundabout; - Traffic on Jalan Dang Wangi/Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman will bediverted to Jalan Esfahan; - Jalan Hishamuddin (near the National Mosque; - Jalan Raja; - Lebuh Pasar Besar; - Jalan Tun Perak (at the junction of Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman); - Jalan Tun Perak 1 leading to the Datuk Onn roundabout; - slip road from the Datuk Onn roundabout to the church; - traffic from Jalan Tun Perak will be diverted to Lebuh Ampang. On Jan 29 (Monday), Jalan Raja will be closed from 5.30am to 12.30pm. Fuck you Malaysia, Fuck you stupid traffic jam, Fuck, F...

Where is the life? If only I can turn back time I wouldn't smoke Damned the first cigarette I ever took Now I can never be complete All day long feeling deep in shit Where is my life? Memories of smoke leaves me with a sigh Used to have my ciggie, my tea and break My life has officially ended.

The thing about wedding which I really can't stand would be the competition amongst the guest to be the last to come. Invitation says 7.00 sharp means you leave the house at 8.00. I have to agree with Cookie's fierce lawyer sister that Malaysian takes time and others for granted. Whenever you are late, it says that you think your time is more important than those who are waiting for you. Having been organsing a few outings now and then, I always find that I am the earliest to arrive. Ok, I admit the fact that it is always within the viccinity of my office does help but I should be credited for leaving early even though it's so closeby. Oh I did throw tantrums now and then but just to avoid being the 'bad' and 'drama', I just have to brush it aside. But really, it's a bad habit and shouldn't be allowed under any circumstance other than emergency. And emergency does not include wardrobe crisis or can't find matching lipstick. Time issue aside, thin...

It seems crazy that post Sex and The City, there are still shows that try to so called empower woman and tell the world that it's ok to be single, there's nothing wrong about being single and single can be really fabulous. Of course I am trying to drum that to my head on a daily basis and truth to be told, it's not as pretty and as cute as those stuff you watch on TV. So, as a single 20something, the usual routine in your life would be flipping channels and what do you stumble upon late at night? Rubbish show. Miss Anne(al) Heche aka One Day I Like Cock, Another Day I like Carpet Munching, Now I want Cock. Take "critically aclaimmed" actress Miss Annoying here in her so called show written by one of the writer from Sex and The City (obviously a show this stale can be only written by woman. Micheal Patrick King and Darren Star was the mastermind behind the glamour for Sex). She came across just as annoying as Miss I Fall Everyday aka Teri Hatcher's dimwit chara...

I know that by now I am comfortable in my own skin, knows what I want and like, what to achieve and my character would have been set for better or worst. But knowing that doesn't give a good night sleep. In fact I was troubled. Not by my own but by others. I slept only at 5 this morning. The thing about me is, yes very true indeed that while I enjoy the occasional complaints now and then (ok, on a daily basis) it is not in my character to be sympathetic and tend not to be interested with any subjects other than my own. That makes me a very lousy listener, In fact for the past 8 months I have been hearing Upstairs' Bitch complaining about her job. I am having a headache just thinking about it. And that's not about the only drama around here - take my dear Queen Bitch for example with her choice of unhappy career and substance abuse in the form of a man, While I have said it before many times in the past, we are very much alike - in terms of facing up to reality, I am much br...

You know that don't you? I know (like I told William before) that I cringed whenever someone post their nasi lemak or their lunch, dinner or supper or whatever on their blogs. Okay, so I am being rude and all because at the end of the day, the owner can do whatever they want. And good on them if they can find little joys in lthings such as a rojak buah or roti canai. Well, I have done it yesterday (by posting my first ever whoring pictures) and I am going to do another. I promise there won't be anymore anytime soon. Ladies and gents, can you please join me in welcoming two new member to the family - my latest and most expensive purchase. Paul Smith bag and belt. I know I am pushing the envelope of whoring by adding in my old Paul Smith shoes but they do look good together, that's a present from an ex. I don't know what went over me because I went into the boutique just to look see but I couldn't help myself. It was all on sale. I ended up saving 400 bucks with the c...

I hate dogs I can't stand kids I don't smile at you if you are stranger on the lift or if you just joined the company I will roll my eyes if your fashion guru comes from Sg Wang or if you think you are all that because you shop daily in MNG I think people are afraid of me. I think people are actually very afraid of me. I know my friends are very afraid of me. I have bad tempers I can be fierce which is why everuone is very afraid of me. I take no nonsense and couldn't give a shit about alot of things. I don't hide the fact that when I am unhappy, I will be unhappy. I sulk when I am unhappy. I sulk when I am unhappy when things don't go my way or not happening as planned. I will not like it if you want to have it your way. I will make sure it's my way or the no way. I hate it when people are late to things organised by me. I can be very rude indeed. I am a mega bitch. I am a mega diva. I will yawn if things are boring. I won't pretend to be nice. I will smoke...

Would you believe it? I have nothing in mind. Nothing to write. Ha.

I've managed to catch this certain TVC by OCBC recently and I wasn't impressed at all. Have a look: What I have problem with the ad is: 1. Overused talent - that guy (whatever his name) is a well known model and bla bla bla but isn't he already the spokeperson for another electronic company? Sure, it's a different category but like Amber Chia, she is basically in everything. He/she will be the face of your product and you want people to see that person and then see your product. Not when Celebrity Fitness is advertising and you think it's Focus Point because it's Amber. Not only the younger guy is overused, even the old talent is seen everywhere. This is when you shouldn't 2. Empty emotions - I can't really feel or relate to the ad at all. It tries to go on that level of playing with your emotions and all but came across forced, not really warm and left me feeling so what? If they want to play on the personal/emotional level, isn't this a better exam...

With the hike in toll collection, many of us not only suffer in terms of monetary but also in spirits. The lines are longer now as compared to what it was used to, something which I predicted. No, not because the numbers of them going through toll is higher but thanks to the rate of 1.60, there's change involved. Back in those days, anyone can just throw a dollar and pass it with breeze. Getting the exact amoun in coins in difficult and taking back changes takes more time and extra effort from the collector and all in all, despite adding more collectors, the lines are longer and I am getting pissed. To add to the injury, the existing Touch N Go lanes, at least one has been converted to cash and card as well which means you will be stucked behind those lazy, couldn't care less bastards who wants to pay in cash. When all the toll collection system was first handed to to Touch N Go, one of the promise made was in the future, all lanes will be converted to card only to ease traffic...

I have to say that there's a few things in this world that preserve my sanity and one of them is sure not to be children. At the risk of being the "bad person" - let me take a second to express my disatisfaction over stereotypical potrayl of people on TV who dislike pesky, dirty, noisy and smelly kids or puppies as the evil person, take for example Cruella De Vil (fashion has no mercy!!!) or C.C. Babcock from The Nanny . Here we have a smart and beautiful woman but she is pigeonholed into playing the fiddle and Maxwell ended up marrying that noisy Jewish ghetto tramp with bad fashion sense. One would wondered if she is even disease free. Anyway, my point is, just because one can't stand those pesky things they are naturally considered mean, evil or bad. No man would want to them to be his wife or mother of those pesky things. I mean like hello, boarding school are there for a reason and if it works for the British, it works for me. But all said and done, I have nothin...

Many have and are looking back to last year in retrospective and systematically resolved to either get thinner in days to come or some determined to do something for the betterment of themselves, all in all to kickstart the new calendar with something positive. While it's not entirely wrong, many have given up the notion of trying to be something that they are not or something that they will never achieve. I admit that I for one is never the type that comes out with a to do list for every 12 months and I doubt myself very much that it will be followed religiously. If it's something that we know we should do and are capable of doing, it would have been done already - effortlessly. It's all in the mind - just like smoking. I can say that I can give it up just like that. Quit cold turkey but at the end of the day the question is not if I can or cannot quit but rather if I want to. And the truth is, I have grown really attached to the little green box and morning coughs. But re...

STOP THE PRESS To my ex/no longer selfish sister, I take full responsibility for my actions . I also accept that there are various personal issues that I need to address and have started taking the difficult, yet necessary, steps to resolve them. I want to apologise to all of the people I have let down because of my behaviour which has reflected badly on my family, friends, co-workers, forum bitches, bloggers and others. I want to thank Miss Moss and High Priestess of Fagdom for (th)inspiring me towards this process of healing and redemption. ME.

...Late Which is exactly what happened to me today. The clock says 9 and I told him 9.30. Went back to sleep and dreamt about everything in between. The funny part of the dream is when my producer told me that my TVC is not approved. Good grief, I am so ...Lazy Lazy to work, lazy to eat, lazy to talk, lazy, lazy, lazy. Amazing what a break can do to a person's mental health. On one hand I felt like I need another holiday (yes far far away, smoking and having my drinks) and on another I think any more of that I will be a monster because I am a ...Loser Loser because I am going nowwhere, loser because I spend spend spend and spend and loser because I am not losing the weight...fats all around, my diet and exercise went to holiday with me. Even my computer act on me...dying and all. So no more fun posts and deep thoughts from me...as if there were any to begin with. BAH....so that doesn't start with an L....LBAH! Right, there's this showie which I enjoyed of late. Talk more a...