GLORIOUS
I really have to say that flicking through the channels and watching E! is really disturbing. Where have I been? I have just found out that that bimbo Ashley is going out with what-that-twat from Fall Out Boy and shit. Seems like the trend these days is to get a so called rock band boyfriend and bang them dead silly.
Didn't she used to part her legs for Ryan "Hair" Caberlalalwhaterhisnameis? And how about this fake group Bad Charlotteshit frontman Joel someshit who is banging Nicole Dumbie after going down on Hilary "Can't Sing For Nuts" Duff's muff?
And can we forget Miss Fake Avril here who came out and condemned Britney and shit, look who is the the real fake now? Nice blonde hair and nice wedding gown. Hardly skater fashion if you ask me. And check out her fugly husband from Sum 41.
Seems like these day all you need to do to sell some album is to dye your hair from blonde to brunette, play 'rock' music (it's actually pop in disguise) and if you are an aspiring rock band, wear some makeup with stupid clothes and here you have it...sucess in America. True American dream.
What happened to good o fun and non packaged music? Like the days of Weezer. Some of you are probably too young to remember them but hey can you believe that Miss Pansy like myself is actually a fan? My copywriter couldn't believe it when she went through my cd collection in the car.
I guess the main appeal was how easy sing along their songs are and it's always fun. No fake lip ring, no eye shadow. No celebrity girlfriends and doing something stupid that end up on the front page of US weekly. Just music. Of course it does help when I used to have this crush on their front man, River. Isn't he the cutest nerd like ever?
I mean, if you are really a skank deep down inside, just be a skank. No one will sue you. Look at my fav party girls...real train wreck but always fabulous, always flashing their fanny and never could have enough of bags, boyfriends, rehab and jailtime. Hot mess!
Moving on to more happy news, guess what's in the package....
Oh, like fuck the book. Show me the goods.
Ta-dah! 3 bags....poor Fei Mui was annoyed. It was sent to her office and the receptionist is far from impressed. We love you too, big girl!
Hot shit....check out this GLORIOUS bitch! I know Posh has that hairstyle first and shit but who cares about those skank? It's all about this BITCH! Me think me will look good in a bob...*flips hair*
Didn't she used to part her legs for Ryan "Hair" Caberlalalwhaterhisnameis? And how about this fake group Bad Charlotteshit frontman Joel someshit who is banging Nicole Dumbie after going down on Hilary "Can't Sing For Nuts" Duff's muff?
And can we forget Miss Fake Avril here who came out and condemned Britney and shit, look who is the the real fake now? Nice blonde hair and nice wedding gown. Hardly skater fashion if you ask me. And check out her fugly husband from Sum 41.
Seems like these day all you need to do to sell some album is to dye your hair from blonde to brunette, play 'rock' music (it's actually pop in disguise) and if you are an aspiring rock band, wear some makeup with stupid clothes and here you have it...sucess in America. True American dream.
What happened to good o fun and non packaged music? Like the days of Weezer. Some of you are probably too young to remember them but hey can you believe that Miss Pansy like myself is actually a fan? My copywriter couldn't believe it when she went through my cd collection in the car.
I guess the main appeal was how easy sing along their songs are and it's always fun. No fake lip ring, no eye shadow. No celebrity girlfriends and doing something stupid that end up on the front page of US weekly. Just music. Of course it does help when I used to have this crush on their front man, River. Isn't he the cutest nerd like ever?
I mean, if you are really a skank deep down inside, just be a skank. No one will sue you. Look at my fav party girls...real train wreck but always fabulous, always flashing their fanny and never could have enough of bags, boyfriends, rehab and jailtime. Hot mess!
Moving on to more happy news, guess what's in the package....
Oh, like fuck the book. Show me the goods.
Ta-dah! 3 bags....poor Fei Mui was annoyed. It was sent to her office and the receptionist is far from impressed. We love you too, big girl!
Hot shit....check out this GLORIOUS bitch! I know Posh has that hairstyle first and shit but who cares about those skank? It's all about this BITCH! Me think me will look good in a bob...*flips hair*
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Hmm... Maybe I go order 1 myself, if possible... LOL
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anyway this jr bitch would wanna bitch on how he doesn't have the bag, and how mega bitch daniel got it in the end.
i know i know, don't hate you cuz your beautiful. pfft.