Appallingly unappealing
So like everyone else in the country I braved going out on Saturday. It is really amazing what school and public holiday can do to the malls. Why is that everyone feels the needs to come out just because of that? As any out about town girl would know, those are the two more horrible thing that could happen if you just want to get somewhere, meet up a couple of friends over drinks and take a slow stroll at some shops. I ended up parking in the depths of the earth in Mid Valley and it was only Friday.
Anyway, I was out with Queen A and knowing that everyone will be cramming themselves silly at all the major malls, we’ve decided upon Bangsar V II for a change and to avoid the crowds even though we hardly expect it to be empty. Furthermore, it was yours truly first time there despite all the chances and proximity to that place. Well, I am just busy. It was far from empty and in fact for the parking fee which they charged us, it was no surprising that people opted not to park inside on the usual days – me thinks the cost is higher if not the same with KLCC.
Despite that, we found a space and proceeded to the nearest lift as Queen A was in a little pain and can’t walk too much. So it’s ironic for us to be out when she can’t walk but I won’t go into that detail. I will however go into a detail of how this faggot standing there in front of the lift which by the way is the size of a fridge and refused to move behind to let people in. Sure, he was good looking and dressed to fab but with that kind of disgusting behaviour, all the good looks and plastic surgery might as well go into the bin. After fighting our way in, we have to struggle yet again to push the buttons to the floor we wanted to stop. Our resident faggot is too busy texting his twat friends and asking them out for the usual Saturday fairy night (this I read from his phone – you can imagine how small the lift is). Going back was just as bad as people would literally crammed it with their huge ass trolley which was hardly full. What is so difficult about carrying your purchases? Typical lazy ass Malaysian.
I suppose the bad is yet to come when we find ourselves at the so called talked about Delicious. I never really did have good impression on that place from the days in One Utama. Sure it has one of the best smoking sections around but the service is super slow. Things seemed improved as they promptly seat you and the smoking section for this new branch is even better. Natural lighting from huge big windows provided fresh air and warmth and it was never humid as with all outdoor smoking section. This one is air-conditioned. That’s about the only good thing about it. If you are into the fake and fabulous, this is the best place to be. The usual suspects are all out there – Gucci, LV and Coach all made their appearances on the ladies with well manicured hand and perfectly dyed hair. They are seated next to the usual group of faggots – again all perfectly dressed and don’t forget to throw in those wannabe society Malay girls for a bargain with some Mat Sallehs in between and there you have it – the scene in smoking section. I guess indoor would be a little bit more family-friendly but anyway.
Sure, the setting is fine and all, a little boring and predictable but that’s Malaysia for you. Give them something minimalist, throw in matching colors of pillows and lots of hues of earth tone and they think it’s glamour and art. Not so if you look closely – yarns of shed hair on the pillow that comes with complementary dandruffs and really dirty floor. Not to mention how me and Queen A was moved from our table for a few times to make way for new tables and new people. We thought it was a bit rude even though they asked us first but before we get to say anything we found our drinks and meals being moved together with the table faster than an MNG sale.
What about the food? It was mediocre at best and wouldn’t be something that I will be coming back for. In fact, we won’t be coming back at all. Not until they clean up their act in more ways than one. We walked out from that place after waiting for ages for our change to come back and naturally we rolled our eyes at the manager when he thanked us. Right, I forgotten to mention that I bumped into Upstairs Bitch when I was there – she was frantically trying to flag down a waiter and when she can’t wait no more for her ash tray to arrive, she just casually tipped her cigarette out at the window. Just like her to do that. What a fabulous bitch!
I would strongly suggest and advise people NOT to go to Delicious even if it’s cheap. If you are looking for better food and services, there’s always Alexis.
Now for a little bit of good news, Starbucks at the top level is as good as I thought it would be ever since Cookie literally showed me the balcony. Great view of Bangsar and you can smoke away with your dependable cuppa without the plastic crowds even though there was this woman with fake accent and was annoyingly loud with her hot mixed boyfriend.
All in all, I am certainly in no hurry to go back again anytime soon.
Anyway, I was out with Queen A and knowing that everyone will be cramming themselves silly at all the major malls, we’ve decided upon Bangsar V II for a change and to avoid the crowds even though we hardly expect it to be empty. Furthermore, it was yours truly first time there despite all the chances and proximity to that place. Well, I am just busy. It was far from empty and in fact for the parking fee which they charged us, it was no surprising that people opted not to park inside on the usual days – me thinks the cost is higher if not the same with KLCC.
Despite that, we found a space and proceeded to the nearest lift as Queen A was in a little pain and can’t walk too much. So it’s ironic for us to be out when she can’t walk but I won’t go into that detail. I will however go into a detail of how this faggot standing there in front of the lift which by the way is the size of a fridge and refused to move behind to let people in. Sure, he was good looking and dressed to fab but with that kind of disgusting behaviour, all the good looks and plastic surgery might as well go into the bin. After fighting our way in, we have to struggle yet again to push the buttons to the floor we wanted to stop. Our resident faggot is too busy texting his twat friends and asking them out for the usual Saturday fairy night (this I read from his phone – you can imagine how small the lift is). Going back was just as bad as people would literally crammed it with their huge ass trolley which was hardly full. What is so difficult about carrying your purchases? Typical lazy ass Malaysian.
I suppose the bad is yet to come when we find ourselves at the so called talked about Delicious. I never really did have good impression on that place from the days in One Utama. Sure it has one of the best smoking sections around but the service is super slow. Things seemed improved as they promptly seat you and the smoking section for this new branch is even better. Natural lighting from huge big windows provided fresh air and warmth and it was never humid as with all outdoor smoking section. This one is air-conditioned. That’s about the only good thing about it. If you are into the fake and fabulous, this is the best place to be. The usual suspects are all out there – Gucci, LV and Coach all made their appearances on the ladies with well manicured hand and perfectly dyed hair. They are seated next to the usual group of faggots – again all perfectly dressed and don’t forget to throw in those wannabe society Malay girls for a bargain with some Mat Sallehs in between and there you have it – the scene in smoking section. I guess indoor would be a little bit more family-friendly but anyway.
Sure, the setting is fine and all, a little boring and predictable but that’s Malaysia for you. Give them something minimalist, throw in matching colors of pillows and lots of hues of earth tone and they think it’s glamour and art. Not so if you look closely – yarns of shed hair on the pillow that comes with complementary dandruffs and really dirty floor. Not to mention how me and Queen A was moved from our table for a few times to make way for new tables and new people. We thought it was a bit rude even though they asked us first but before we get to say anything we found our drinks and meals being moved together with the table faster than an MNG sale.
What about the food? It was mediocre at best and wouldn’t be something that I will be coming back for. In fact, we won’t be coming back at all. Not until they clean up their act in more ways than one. We walked out from that place after waiting for ages for our change to come back and naturally we rolled our eyes at the manager when he thanked us. Right, I forgotten to mention that I bumped into Upstairs Bitch when I was there – she was frantically trying to flag down a waiter and when she can’t wait no more for her ash tray to arrive, she just casually tipped her cigarette out at the window. Just like her to do that. What a fabulous bitch!
I would strongly suggest and advise people NOT to go to Delicious even if it’s cheap. If you are looking for better food and services, there’s always Alexis.
Now for a little bit of good news, Starbucks at the top level is as good as I thought it would be ever since Cookie literally showed me the balcony. Great view of Bangsar and you can smoke away with your dependable cuppa without the plastic crowds even though there was this woman with fake accent and was annoyingly loud with her hot mixed boyfriend.
All in all, I am certainly in no hurry to go back again anytime soon.
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