Wednesday, November 08, 2006

You STUPID SELFISH BITCHES should DIE first!

It's amazing how many stupid people are actually out there and are allowed to walk on the streets that I am walking on. For three days in a row now I have seen stupid tractors/trucks/lorry going up fly-overs with the speed of snail. Our fabulously designed and constructed LDP is of course a two lane and when going uphill, no car with sense would want to be stuck behind those big asses so can you imagine, all the cars trying to get to the right lane and hence creating a mini and unneccesary congestion. The truth to the matter is, they are NOT allowed to be going up the flyover at the first place. Them and stupid motorbikes. LDP is designed with alot of flyovers to avoid having too many traffic lights (traffic lights as we all know can create traffic jam). However, those who choose and have to make a turn to the other side of the road will have to stay under the flyover and wait at the traffic lights. You can also use the lane below the flyovers to go across, not just to turn right or make a U turn. Fat ass, slow lorries or whatever shit + motorbikes are SUPPOSED to use the lane below because they are too slow, too big, too heavy to climb uphill. The two lanes on flyover are also too tight and dangerous to have a motorbike sandwiched between two cars.

But being typical and stupid Malaysian, too lazy for their own good, up they go - creating a jam and making life hell for others. No only jam but can you imagine the possibilities of accidents there? Oh right and often enough we see big arse truck/lorry/busses break down on flyovers. I would have suggested for the highway management to install those bar that stop anything too big ass to even go up the flyover but apparently Malaysian are not only stupid, they are blind as well. Remember the Butterworth incident whereby THREE, not one, not two but THREE accident happened in 24 hours when all these lazy motherfuckers just go ahead and ram into the underpass even though their vehicle is too big/tall to cross? These motherfuckers can die for all I care because that's their choice but don't go and create a mess for the living. Oh, I so need to talk about this motherfucker as well. During the Raya break, just before Raya when they are all still fasting - I went over to meet Queen Bitch up for a drink thing at Mid Valley. Parking was a bitch but I always insist on parking as close by the nearest exit as possible. When I finally found a space, this car was obviously try to fight with me over it. He had the advantage because my car was further infront of the car which was trying to get out. Just as I suspected, as soon as the car came out, that bastard went into the space. I reversed my car and wind down my window to question that bugger. He was like saying that I have zoomed pass the space even though I have signalled as soon as I saw the car going out. I was like "Baguslah tu, kan puasa. Banyak pahala nanti" which literally means GOOD FOR YOU SON OF THE BITCH, you are fasting right? suppose to do good right? I am sure you will get loads of brownie points. His wife was shocked. Apparently any good that you do durin that fasting month will earn you extra point but what if you are a fat lying ugly bastard? I hope to see him in hell.

Speaking of more selfish bitches, I just had about enough with stupid bitches in my office. Everytime the doorbell rang after 5.30 (that's when the door is locked and the receptionist has gone home), everyone in Account Management would go into this deaf mode as if the bell doesn't exist at all. I know that everyone is busy doing their brand plan and shit but hello, it's just a minute and the walking is good exercise. I don't know why people assume that I would do the job just because my island of cubical is nearest to the door. How bout Miss Bitch behind? Oh, I am far too superior for you miss all high almight who only mingles with certain clique and couldn't be bothered with others. At the risk of sounding like a grape, Miss Bitch always gets all the attention and credits for everything though we all know that her position is somewhat fake because of certain requirement. One of these day, I wil just beat that BITCH UP! But like Miss Oil who left the company said, we all know what kind of quality of Account Managers we have here, so don't bother. It's just a position unless of course you are the Account Director. Good and well said Miss Oil! Speaking of selfish, yeah what about no one ever bothered to get up, go and get paper for the printer? I have been doing that since like forever and everyone is using the printer. This so remind me of the third world agency I was in last time. When the water supply ran out, those who have been in the company longer than I do looked at me and asked how? I was like, helloo, the phone number is on the dispenser. Worst come to worst, just go down. The water company is located on the damn ground floor for fuck sake.

Nevermind, I will try and calm myself down alittle bit. I have just asked Upstairs' Bitch out for lunch. I am also planning to do a TB's Top 56 Dance tune countdown and will be listing all my dance favourites - from must have classics to cracking cheese.

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6 comments:

savante said...

You said it right!! God, some drivers should be tossed into the drain somewhere.

Buaya said...

Yo, relaz... Bad for your own health... Idiots and bitches are always around... ;)

William said...

The height poles in my housing area are always being knocked down. Sometimes senget2, you wonder whether it'll crach on you when you go under it. I once saw a truck go under it and the top was sheared off ala sardine can.

Anonymous said...

serious lacking of integrity i suppose. niel you make me feel good about not being there now.

marry me and come over! i'm sure you can get a job here. although we might have to demonstrate to the immigration that we've been together for more than a year. sending luv messages emails phone calls and exchanging greeting cards and share bills and account. that's all.

JL said...

i could give you a tip or two in throwing some mean punches if you decided to let Ms. Be'otch have some knuckles loving session :)

It's frustating to think that these ghastly drivers actually past their driving exams... the miracle of $k$o$p$i$

QUIK! said...

omg gurl, you are so nasty wif that malay couple, I LOVE IT