Like I know everyone will be giving my girl Gwen the evils because her newie - Wind It Up (complete with yodeling and all) sounds/within the veins of Fergie's crapshit that she poured out from her nasty toilet lately. However don't forget folks, Gwenster started the shit first with her banana song - Hollaback Girl. Btw, please download Wind It Up here, sampled that whatthename song from Sound of Music.
Look at this fat bitch.
She can't even tell that the bridge behind her and in her nasty whorelousy video is actually TOWER bridge and not LONDON bridge. How stupid can that cunt get? If only she spend less time on her knees, she would be a tad bit smarter. Of course it is not enough just ripping off the genre and song started off by Gwen, you need to copy the video as well. Since Gwen did her Alice in The Wonderland, Fuckie aka Fergie went for Charlie and The Chocolate Factory theme (how original, remember Craig David's What's Your Flava?, at least that one is more creative) for her Fergalicious video. Hmm..again how original of that song title. *Rolleyes* Don't try and act ghetto with me girl. You are nothing but a white chick...remember your ex bandmatesWild Orchid? Very street indeed.
Well speaking of songs, here's two gem for you bitches out there. The first one is Human by Human League. Really beautiful intro and hook. Not all 80s songs are bad. The lyrics goes like: Come on, baby, dry your eyes. Wipe your tears. Never like to see you cry.
Second one which I am uploading today is Mimi's Breakdown. It's pure genius to the highest degree - this woman might have big boobs but bloody hell can she write. This is the Mo Thug remix. Respect! and download
You called yesterday to basically say
That you care for me but that you're just not in love
Immediately I pretended to feel similarly
And led you to believe I was O.K.
To just walk away from the thing
That's unyielding and scared to me - I don't even know what unyielding means
Well I guess I'm trying to be nonchalant about it - Oh my god, big words nonchalant
And I'm going the extremes to prove I'm fine without you
But in reality I'm slowly loosing my mind
Underneath the guise of a smile gradually I'm dying inside - My favourite part, dying inside
Friends ask me how I feel and I lie convincingly
'Cause I don't want to reveal that fact that I'm suffering
So I wear my disguise 'til I go home at night
And turn down all the lights and then break down and cry - Oh the drama!
So what do you do when somebody you're devoted to
Suddenly just stops loving you and it seems they haven't got a clue
Of the pain that rejection is putting you through
Do you cling to your pride and sing "I will survive"
Do you lash out and say: "How dare you leave this way"
Do you hold on in vain as they just slip away
Finally found an outlet that let me leech stuff online while I am ahem busy working. For any days, rain or shine, there's nothing like a good of mix of bootie shaking to get through the hard. You would be living under a coconut shell if you don't know who the Freemasons are. Anyway, here's some really hot hot stuff. If you have never heard Love On My Mind and Watchin, you should be downloading this file, like right now.
1. Beyonce - Deja Vu (Freemasons Club Mix with no rap)- * * * * *
2. Beyonce - Ring The Alarm (Freemasons Club Mix) - * * *
3. Luther Vandros - Shine (Freemasons Radio Mix) - * * * *
4. Steve Mac vs Mosquito - Lovin You More (That Big Track) (Freemasons Club Mix)- * * *
5. Fatboy Slim - Right Here Right Now (Freemasons Remix) - * *
That's the beauty of good remixes and dance music. It's emotionless, uptemp and gets you up and shake and forget about everything. Adds another dimension to your fav pop tracks as well. Sometimes it's even better than the original version. There's a few good comercial remixer out there which I will be sharing once I can get my hands, or rather people's hand off me. Abit of Morales and Above & Beyond to spice things up in the office.
So, whatcu waiting for?
P.S. am I that bored? Yes I am. Shut up. Stop giving me the evils.
P.S.S. Happy buffday Cookie and J.J.