Big Bad Buaya

According to talkingcock.com
BUAYA
Malay for “crocodile”. Means “lothario” or wolf, i.e. sleazy pick-up artist. May also be used as a verb.
1. “Johnny’s after Jane, even though he’s supposed to be with Jenny. What a chao buaya.”
2. “Look at Johnny buaya-ing Jane.”


It has seriously been a very long and horrible week for me. Here's hoping that the next would be better. While it's one thing not to have anything to do, it's another when you're told today that the deadline was yesterday (I borrowed the quote from a quite fab planner from this nice media agency). Anyway, it's no point harping and going into the details because lets face it, cest la vie. I can only pray that tomorrow's conference call to New York will not take place. Imagine waking up on a Saturday to office just for that. Maybe a little fun talk then?

I have not done this before but I think there's no better time than this. I want to review this really nice blog that I bumped into recently. Now before I give out the link, lemme do abit of intro - this blog belongs to a 30something year old guy from Singapore. It's called I'm Buaya and I'm Gay. The very title suggest that the owner and the content is everything but serious. Putting aside all the sex pictures (which btw, I did not get to view due to being removed by Photobucket), the charm in the blog lies in the persona of the owner that shines from the simplistic writing and stories.

Don't know about you, I found that there's something really honest and human (esp the bits on feeling really horny everyday) about the writing. Buaya doesn't feel the need to hide or be dishonest about his true feelings and lust. He makes no excuses in his writing about the guys he slept with or those he wanted to. Somehow, it makes me feel that hey, I am not alone in this world when it comes to sex. I can relate to this guy on many levels and the best part is there's no need for shame. We are all after all engineered to have those needs anyway.

While the writing is mainly concentrated on sex, another trait that makes Buaya (or as I call him Kokodial so lovingly) so adorable so to speak is when he talks about his 'boy'. It's like how we would never expect gentleness coming of a mother croc that carries the baby crocs in her jaw from the nest to the water and watches over them, it is the same with Buaya. Who would have expected Buaya to speak so lovingly about his boy and monogamy, can you even imagine that? Despite all the constant sex talk, Buaya doesn't come across as sleazy and perverted like some dirty story and cheap porn site. Reading it doesn't give you a bad after taste.

It's all no nonsense and unapologetic about his sexventure, sex in the sunny island down south. Do check out his (good camera phone btw) pictures taken in the MRT, esp those close up on the nice bulges. And I am with you, Mr Croc, there's nothing sexier than a hot excutive with all his bubble butt glory wrapped up in a tight pants. Do have a read when your days are a little boring or horny. He certainly put a grin in my face with every little word written. Thanks buaya! Mr Irwin (god bless his soul) would have been proud.

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Comments

Anonymous said…
sigh~ crocs. reminded me of steve irwin! and the family and most importantly bindi!

- Bindi Irwin's speech at her father Steve Irwin's memorial service today at Australia Zoo.

"My Daddy was my hero - he was always there for me when I needed him.

"He listened to me and taught me so many things but most of all he was fun.

"I know that Daddy had an important job. He was working to change the world so everyone would love wildlife like he did.

"He built a hospital to help animals and he bought lots of land to give animals a safe place to live.

"He took me and my brother and my mum with him all the time. We filmed together, caught crocodiles together and loved being in the bush together.

"I don't want Daddy's passion to ever end.

"I want to help endangered wildlife just like he did.

"I have the best Daddy in the whole world and I will miss him every day.

"When I see a crocodile I will always think of him and I know that Daddy made this zoo so everyone could come and learn to love all the animals.

"Daddy made this place his whole life and now it's our turn to help Daddy."


:( such terrible thing to happen.
Buaya said…
Err... Thanks, Daniel... :)

Anony... Thanks for reminding me I should do a short and simple writeup on the Buaya hunter...
nyonyapenang said…
unpretentious. ;)

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